The Jesus Diet!

The JESUS DIET according to Trumpsters!  What WOULD Jesus Eat?  (DAMN!  These MONEY-GRUBBING BASTARDS will try to make money off of ANYTHING they can put Jesus’ name on!)

What Would Jesus Eat? How a Sketchy ‘Biblical’ Diet Was Sold to MAGA America

Inside the rise and fall of a popular diet marketed as “Donald Trump’s Plan to Make America Thin Again.”

“The Shepherd’s Diet,” a Bible-inspired nutrition program marketed to Christian conservatives, was always an unlikely success story. Launched in 2016, it ranked among Google’s most-searched diets for two years, despite being essentially Keto or Paleo with an evangelical twist.

The marketing pitched the diet to a holy trinity of older Americans, religious people, and the heart of MAGA America, with ads that sold it as “Donald Trump’s Plan to Make America Thin Again,” advertorials on sites like Teaparty.org, and spots that warned of “leftist food corporations” that are “terrified” of consumers taking up the diet.

VICE:  What Would Jesus Eat? How a Sketchy ‘Biblical’ Diet Was Sold to MAGA America.  Inside the rise and fall of a popular diet marketed as “Donald Trump’s Plan to Make America Thin Again.”

YAH!  I mean LOOK HOW WELL IT’S WORKED FOR DONALD TRUMP!  That FAT BLOATED ORANGE ASS!  He is your ROLE MODEL you FAT FAKE-Christian FUCKS!

Also marketed with alternate brand names like “Biblical Belly Breakthrough” and “The Truth About Fats,” at one point the program was seemingly renamed, switching from primarily “The Shepherd’s Diet” to “The Shepherd’s Code.” (In Spanish, the plan goes by “La Dieta de Jesus.”)

Instead of advertising The Jesus Diet as “Biblical Technique Burns Fat Overnight!” they should just show a picture of Donald Trump with the caption, “THE JESUS DIET!  Eat like Trump and LOOK LIKE TRUMP!  What a hump!  BE A CHUMP!  Go to McDonald’s and SUPERSIZE ME!  (Like they did TRUMP.)”

Jesus!

The linked article is long and the story is convoluted, but you should read it all to get a sense of who (all the who’s) are trying to dupe YOU by using the name of Jesus.  It will shake your faith!  But it all comes down to one thing really, Trump’s MAGA-meisters using their newfound influence to dupe so called Christians into giving up their money for his fake shit!  Typical Trumpieness.  Anti-Christian made to look and sound very God-like.  But still, ALL FAKE!